Recap of this week in the revolution: Congress votes to release Epstein files and MTG will resign. Corporations could lose millions as minting of pennies halts. Unqualified Trump regime attorney mishandles Comey case, 97% of ICE detainees in Chicago have no criminal record, and White House offers MBS red-carpet welcome.
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Donny 2-Dolls continues to call the Epstein files a Democrat hoax, but has now signed a bill into law requiring the DOJ to release all documents related to Jeffrey Epstein within 30 days.
For months, the Trump regime has adamantly refused to release these files, fighting tooth and nail to keep the documents classified, drawing ire from Republicans as well as Democrats. They officially lost the fight with the election of Adelita Grijalva to the House of Representatives because she promised she would provide the final signature needed on a petition to force a vote on releasing the files. Mike Johnson delayed her swearing-in for weeks in a desperate attempt to delay the signing of this petition, but eventually had no choice but to swear her in.
Upon realizing that Congress would inevitably vote to release the files, Donny 2-Dolls reversed his position and told his bootlickers that they should vote to release the files. Ever loyal to their Fuehrer, they did not disappoint. The House voted 427-1 to pass the bill, and the Senate passed it unanimously.
It is expected that the Trump regime will try to exploit a loophole that allows Pam Bondi to withhold or redact documents that jeopardize an active federal investigation or national security. Donny 2-Dolls has already ordered Bondi to open an investigation into Epstein's associates, and this investigation will probably be used as an excuse to withhold incriminating files. Our prediction: before the year is out—even while withholding the majority of the documents under this loophole—Donny 2-Dolls will be taking sole credit for releasing the files and claiming that makes him the most transparent president the world has ever known.
Noted conspiracy theorist Marjorie Taylor Greene has been one of the Trump regime's strongest supporters. She frequently appeared on stage with Donny 2-Dolls at his campaign rallies wearing her MAGA hat and singing Trump's praises.
But Greene ultimately failed Trump's loyalty test when she refused to toe the party line on the genocide in Gaza and the release of the Epstein files. True to his nature, Donny 2-Dolls went from praising Greene to chastising her to openly threatening her. He called her a traitor and a ranting lunatic for saying that he should release the Epstein files, even though a week later he ordered all Republicans to vote to release the files.
Greene seemed surprised that Donny 2-Dolls would turn on her, despite the fact that he has never treated his supporters any better than his enemies. Let this be a little life lesson to Greene: If you're going to cheer for a bully, don't be surprised if he turns around and starts to bully you.